Archive for the ‘Alabama’ Category

Bath salts banned! Buy now before it’s too late!

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Not to be left behind in any new drug hysteria, Alabama has jumped on the “let’s define everything as a drug” bandwagon and outlawed “fake” bath salts.  As the drug war reaches the level of pure comedy, the public has large acquiesced to the continuous escalation of controls imposed on the public in the name of the drug war.

“This is fair warning to those who sell or possess this product. Get rid of it or go to jail,” [Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin] said.

The bath salts scare is just the latest in a perpetual sequence of ludicrous epidemic “threats to our children” that are now being invented almost monthly.  It was only weeks ago when the caffeinated alcohol drink Four Loko was the subject of a fear mongering feeding frenzy that ultimately got it summarily banned by the FDA.  Remember when it actually took a Constitutional amendment to ban something in “the land of the free”.  Now all to takes is a warning letter from some self-serving federal appointee.  We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

So why is this an issue for the Sex Hysteria! blog?  Well, what caught my attention in this latest installment of drug war idiocy is how Sex Toy Freedom Fighter Sherri Williams is treating the impending ban.  Sherri Williams is owner of Pleasures,  a chain of sex shops in Alabama, and her antics have become the topic of several postson Sex Hysteria! (here, here, and here).   Sherri will comply with the law, but she’s a veteran in the war against Alabama government absurdity and it shows in her attitude:

The bath salts have been sold in many stores across the Valley including Pleasures in Huntsville but Tuesday morning, the store put up a sign saying “Last Day! Bath Salt Banned Buy Now!”

Alabama sex shop trades sex toys for guns

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Starting today and continuing for a week, Alabama Sex Toy Freedom Fighter Sherri Williams is offering sex toys in exchange for guns.  Williams owns the Alabama sex store chain known as Pleasures which has recently been in the news for opening the world’s first drive-up window.

Customers can bring in a gun in any condition to trade for an adult toy. Williams says all guns that were used in a crime will be handed over to authorities while all others will be placed in an auction for sale on the store’s website.

The promotion capitalizes on the fact that the sale of sex toys in Alabama is a crime, while the sale of guns is legal.   A sex toy is defined as “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

While there used to be a number of states that banned the sale of sex toys, Maggie McNeil has pointed out that the 5th Circuit has overturned such laws in a several states and after browsing the net I get the impression that if any such laws exist in other states, they are not strictly enforced (as they apparently aren’t in Alabama).

Of course, the fact that the law is still on the books in Alabama and has been upheld in both state and federal courts means that prosecution is possible.  It would definitely be a quick way for a prosecutor to earn a lifetime membership in the Sex Hysteria Hall of Shame.

Disclaimer:  My highlighting the irony of the law in Alabama should not be construed to mean that I am an advocate of gun control.

Legislating fashion in Selma, Alabama

Friday, January 14th, 2011

No study of the American Civil Rights movement leaves out the historic events that took place in Selma, Alabama back in the 1960swhen the law was different for people who looked different.  If you were black, you were treated as something less that other people.

Then, as now, Selma is mostly black, but now they have the same rights as everyone else and they can vote like everyone else.

But not everything about Selma has changed.  In December the Selma city council once again decided to embark down the path of treating people who look different as something less than other people.  They passed a law legalizing police harassment of people who wear their pants too low.

Nice work Selma, Alabama.  You are once again an icon of social intolerance.

Josh Moon at the Montgomery Advertiser offers additional perspective:

Things are great in Selma.

The crime rate is near zero. The economy is so good they hand out hundred-dollar bills on the courthouse square. The streets are pothole-free. And the court dockets are all up to date.

I don’t have stats to verify any of that — in fact, the stats I have seen directly contradict all of it — but still, it has to be true. Because if it’s not, I’m going to need a Selma City Council member to explain to me how a group of elected offi­cials — presumably adults — would ever set aside problems in any one of those aforemen­tioned areas and choose instead to spend their time writing, de­bating and passing a law that bans saggy pants.

Yes, you read that correctly. Saggy pants — they outlawed them.

We think we’ve come a long way since the Jim Crow days, but have we?  When we still see nothing wrong in passing laws that simply target people for looking different than us, I’d stay we still have a long way to go.  Is this what they pay the city council in Selma to do?

Global recognition for sex toy freedom fighter

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Sex Hysteria reader and fellow blogger Maggie McNeil sent me a link to a HuffPo story about Sherri Williams who has opened the world’s first drive-thru sex shop romance store.   I have written about this before, but it’s clear that the newly opened  store in the Pleasures chain is acquiring high profile world wide attention with the story now being carried not just in the U.S. news outlets, but also around the world in places like the UK, Thailand, and One India.  It’s nice to see news from Alabama besides the latest prosecution of a high level state official.

The real story is, of course, that the sale of sex toys is illegal in Alabama and Ms. Williams fought a long hard fight with the help of the Alabama ACLU to try and get the law overturned.  The Alabama state government has a long history of injecting itself into people’s private sexual affairs, mindlessly conflating art with pornography, and generally embarrassing itself on a national scale by seemingly never having progressed past the middle ages.

As for the law:

…the law has a loophole that allows for the sale of sex toys that are needed for unspecified “medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement” purposes, and Williams jumped through it. Customers buying toys – items that can be used for sexual stimulation – fill out an anonymous form with 10 questions including whether they or a partner have difficulty with sexual fulfillment.

Anyone more than a few decades old, will remember the days when adult magazines and movies were sold in the U.S. with disclaimers claiming that they were for “educational purposes only” in order to thwart the puritanical anti-porn cops.  The Alabama legislature clearly misses those good ol’ days.   When it comes to iron-fisted sexual repression and the enthusiastic practice of hypocrisy, there is no place quite like Alabamastan.

Sex toy freedom fighter opens new store

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Sherri Williams, owner of two Alabama adult stores is opening a third store in a Huntsville building formerly used by a bank which gives the new store the novelty of having a drive-up window similar to neighboring fast food outlets.

Sherri Williams is known for waging a long court battle to get Alabama’s sex toy ban overturned.  The sex toy ban was introduced by State Senator Tom Butler (see the Sex Hysteria Hall of Shame), sailing through the sexually repressed state legislature with virtually no opposition.  Sherri Williams assisted by the ACLU sued to have the law overturned, taking her fight all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.  Needless to say, the law withstood the challenge.

It should be noted that Senator Bulter, who has served in the Alabama legislature since 1982, was roundly trounced by Republican Bill Holtzclaw in the 2010 elections.  Whether Holtzclaw is any better remains to be seen, but it’s a certainty that Alabama will continue to defend its reputation for being among the most sexually repressed populations in the country (and probably the world).

To be fair to other states that proudly take repression seriously, it should be pointed out that Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia also have criminal statutes targeting sex toys.

A few miscellaneous lunchtime links

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010
  • Stings have become standard as a means for achieving high arrest rates when it comes to prostitution (not to mention drugs).   As depressing as that is, the comments you see under such stories are encouraging.  As with this story about an operation in Birmingham, people tend to think its a waste of resources and shouldn’t be a crime to begin with.
  • Another disturbing strategy I’m seeing is the increasing use of anti-prostitution sweeps and stings as a means to seize people’s cars simply as a revenue source.  I recently wrote about a Detroit sweep that seized 70 cars and today there is a story of Canadian operation that seized 11 vehicles.  The state usually makes money on seizures independent of whether the owner is ever charged or found guilty, thereby creating perverse incentives for law enforcement to target innocent people.   Used in the drug war for years, the expansion of this practice into other consensual crime areas shows the government’s desperation for creative finance measures to compensate for fiscal recklessness.
  • South Korea is a master of mass prostitution arrests.  After an investigation of a bar, they recently arrested “252 male visitors and 37 alleged prostitutes – including 37 civil servants, working for government or state-run companies, 94 professionals, such as doctors, accountants and businessman and 121 others. The three owners of the bar were also arrested.”  It doesn’t say whether they seized everyone’s car but they have clearly saved the country from a bunch of guys who wanted to get laid.

    If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

    Who cares?

    If, however, a woman falls down with a man for money in Clayton and no one knows about it or is hurt by it, will it get you arrested?

    You bet.

  • The U.S. Supreme court hears arguments over California’s new law that makes it a crime to sell a violent video game to anyone under 18.

Sex offender living next door? Maybe, maybe not.

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

The National Sex Offender Registry says there are three registered sex offenders living at Walker’s Deluxe Motel in Dothan, Alabama.  There’s nothing unusual about that except for the tiny detail that there really aren’t any sex offenders living at the hotel.  The Registry shows seven sex offenders living at another nearby hotel, but the reality is there are only two living there.

The article in the Dothan Eagle explains the reasons for the inaccuracies and the registry website itself provides the following disclaimer:

“It is possible that information accessed or obtained through this website may not reflect current residences, employment, school attendance, or other information regarding such individuals, and users are forewarned that it is incumbent upon them to verify information.”

It’s interesting that the owner says they evict people from the hotel when they receive the notification that they are registered sex offenders, but they are apparently not permitted to ask in advance.  So, the notifications from the registry result in offenders being forced to move which is a factor in making the registry inaccurate.

The last place to expect a rational response to sex crimes would be a government office.  Politicians just aren’t equipped with the require critical thinking skills.

Walmart, purveyor of underwear porn.

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

A Walmart shopper in Culman, Alabama complained to the manager when he discovered pictures of men dressed only in underwear on packages of, well, underwear.

Frank Boren, pastor of New Hope Christian Center Church of God in the Springhill community, said he noticed the questionable underwear package while shopping at the store in May.

As a result, the product has since been recalled, saving other shoppers from the trauma.

Link plucked from theagitator.com.

More Huntsville Gay Pride Parade Pictures

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010

I printed a few more of the pictures that I took of the first ever Huntsville Alabama Gay Pride Parade.  Click on the picture to see them.

Huntsville 1st Annual Gay Pride Parade

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

A picture, as promised.  Click on the photo to see a few others.