Archive for the ‘Sex Toys and Paraphernalia’ Category

Bath salts banned! Buy now before it’s too late!

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

Not to be left behind in any new drug hysteria, Alabama has jumped on the “let’s define everything as a drug” bandwagon and outlawed “fake” bath salts.  As the drug war reaches the level of pure comedy, the public has large acquiesced to the continuous escalation of controls imposed on the public in the name of the drug war.

“This is fair warning to those who sell or possess this product. Get rid of it or go to jail,” [Etowah County Sheriff Todd Entrekin] said.

The bath salts scare is just the latest in a perpetual sequence of ludicrous epidemic “threats to our children” that are now being invented almost monthly.  It was only weeks ago when the caffeinated alcohol drink Four Loko was the subject of a fear mongering feeding frenzy that ultimately got it summarily banned by the FDA.  Remember when it actually took a Constitutional amendment to ban something in “the land of the free”.  Now all to takes is a warning letter from some self-serving federal appointee.  We’ve come a long way, haven’t we?

So why is this an issue for the Sex Hysteria! blog?  Well, what caught my attention in this latest installment of drug war idiocy is how Sex Toy Freedom Fighter Sherri Williams is treating the impending ban.  Sherri Williams is owner of Pleasures,  a chain of sex shops in Alabama, and her antics have become the topic of several postson Sex Hysteria! (here, here, and here).   Sherri will comply with the law, but she’s a veteran in the war against Alabama government absurdity and it shows in her attitude:

The bath salts have been sold in many stores across the Valley including Pleasures in Huntsville but Tuesday morning, the store put up a sign saying “Last Day! Bath Salt Banned Buy Now!”

Alabama sex shop trades sex toys for guns

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

Starting today and continuing for a week, Alabama Sex Toy Freedom Fighter Sherri Williams is offering sex toys in exchange for guns.  Williams owns the Alabama sex store chain known as Pleasures which has recently been in the news for opening the world’s first drive-up window.

Customers can bring in a gun in any condition to trade for an adult toy. Williams says all guns that were used in a crime will be handed over to authorities while all others will be placed in an auction for sale on the store’s website.

The promotion capitalizes on the fact that the sale of sex toys in Alabama is a crime, while the sale of guns is legal.   A sex toy is defined as “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

While there used to be a number of states that banned the sale of sex toys, Maggie McNeil has pointed out that the 5th Circuit has overturned such laws in a several states and after browsing the net I get the impression that if any such laws exist in other states, they are not strictly enforced (as they apparently aren’t in Alabama).

Of course, the fact that the law is still on the books in Alabama and has been upheld in both state and federal courts means that prosecution is possible.  It would definitely be a quick way for a prosecutor to earn a lifetime membership in the Sex Hysteria Hall of Shame.

Disclaimer:  My highlighting the irony of the law in Alabama should not be construed to mean that I am an advocate of gun control.

One stop shopping: dental tools & sex toys

Friday, January 14th, 2011

For those of you who like to pick up a few beautiful stainless steel sex toys when you’re shopping for dental instruments (or vice versa), I suggest you check out Pakistan’s Engravo Surgico.  I highly recommend the Anal Hook, Penis Stick, and Cock and Ball Torture categories.

I like how they proudly sell sex toys side by side with medical instruments as if they are both equally legitimate and respectable markets.  It’s no wonder the U.S. has been bombing the shit out of them.

Global recognition for sex toy freedom fighter

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

Sex Hysteria reader and fellow blogger Maggie McNeil sent me a link to a HuffPo story about Sherri Williams who has opened the world’s first drive-thru sex shop romance store.   I have written about this before, but it’s clear that the newly opened  store in the Pleasures chain is acquiring high profile world wide attention with the story now being carried not just in the U.S. news outlets, but also around the world in places like the UK, Thailand, and One India.  It’s nice to see news from Alabama besides the latest prosecution of a high level state official.

The real story is, of course, that the sale of sex toys is illegal in Alabama and Ms. Williams fought a long hard fight with the help of the Alabama ACLU to try and get the law overturned.  The Alabama state government has a long history of injecting itself into people’s private sexual affairs, mindlessly conflating art with pornography, and generally embarrassing itself on a national scale by seemingly never having progressed past the middle ages.

As for the law:

…the law has a loophole that allows for the sale of sex toys that are needed for unspecified “medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial, or law enforcement” purposes, and Williams jumped through it. Customers buying toys – items that can be used for sexual stimulation – fill out an anonymous form with 10 questions including whether they or a partner have difficulty with sexual fulfillment.

Anyone more than a few decades old, will remember the days when adult magazines and movies were sold in the U.S. with disclaimers claiming that they were for “educational purposes only” in order to thwart the puritanical anti-porn cops.  The Alabama legislature clearly misses those good ol’ days.   When it comes to iron-fisted sexual repression and the enthusiastic practice of hypocrisy, there is no place quite like Alabamastan.

City declares Spencer’s Gifts an adult store

Friday, November 12th, 2010

City Attorney, Jason Green is getting ready to file criminal charges against  Spenser’s Gifts for operating an unlicensed adult business at a local mall.

On Monday, the Rapid City Police Department seized more than 2,000 sex-related products from Spencer’s as possible evidence that the store meets the definition of an adult-oriented business.

Gotta hand it to those Rapid City cops cleaning up such filth and making the city safe for wholesome family values.

Under city ordinance, operating an adult-oriented business without a license is punishable by a $200 fine and 30 days in jail for every day a business fails to register. Businesses can sell adult merchandise without a license as long as it does not make up a “substantial or significant portion of its stock.”

I guess “substantial or significant” is flexible depending on such variables as whether the store owners show proper deference to city authorities (ie: how well they beg) and what kind of day the city attorney happens to be having on the date he decides to file the charges.

Spencer’s has been in Rushmore Mall since 1979, and Mahoney said adult merchandise makes up less than five percent of the items for sale. In other jurisdictions, courts have defined “substantial” as between 20 percent and 50 percent of available merchandise, he said.

Between 20 and 50 percent?  So, I guess the object of the game is for stores to have to guess how much is too much and if they guess wrong, the city surprises them with a raid.  Of course, any sex obsessed busy body walking into the store probably only sees the sex related merchandise.

According to city officials, the city first received complaints from residents about the store’s merchandise more than a year ago. The city attorney’s office sent a letter to Spencer’s in January and again in September, asking it to comply with the city’s regulations.

According to the Wikipedia entry, Spencer’s has in the past also been the subject of complaints in Ohio and Florida.

Like I’ve said before, the biggest threat to your freedom isn’t the government.  It’s your neighbors.

Sex toy freedom fighter opens new store

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Sherri Williams, owner of two Alabama adult stores is opening a third store in a Huntsville building formerly used by a bank which gives the new store the novelty of having a drive-up window similar to neighboring fast food outlets.

Sherri Williams is known for waging a long court battle to get Alabama’s sex toy ban overturned.  The sex toy ban was introduced by State Senator Tom Butler (see the Sex Hysteria Hall of Shame), sailing through the sexually repressed state legislature with virtually no opposition.  Sherri Williams assisted by the ACLU sued to have the law overturned, taking her fight all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.  Needless to say, the law withstood the challenge.

It should be noted that Senator Bulter, who has served in the Alabama legislature since 1982, was roundly trounced by Republican Bill Holtzclaw in the 2010 elections.  Whether Holtzclaw is any better remains to be seen, but it’s a certainty that Alabama will continue to defend its reputation for being among the most sexually repressed populations in the country (and probably the world).

To be fair to other states that proudly take repression seriously, it should be pointed out that Colorado, Georgia, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and Virginia also have criminal statutes targeting sex toys.

New York sex shop offers free vibrators to voters

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

From DNAinfo.com:

If voting in Tuesday’s election isn’t enough to satisfy New Yorkers, an adult store is offering civic-minded Manhattanites a little something extra for pulling the lever.

Babeland, the female-friendly sex shop that has locations in and the Lower East Side, is giving away free vibrators to anyone who hits the polls on Election Day.

Adult businesses face regulation hell

Monday, August 9th, 2010

After posting about the a ridiculous West Virginia ordinance controlling adult stores, I did a search for other similar cases.  If it were any other kind of business, the public wouldn’t stand for the kind of harassment that cities level at adult businesses.  But, sex related businesses are fair game and people either don’t care or don’t want to stand up to crusaders who claim to be “protecting children”.

Nothing like being kicked when you’re down. The VIP Bookstore in Calexico City, California collapsed during a 7.2 magnitude earthquake in April and the city is preventing it from reopening while it cooks up new regulations to restrict the operations of adult businesses.

Don’t be usin’ our roads to get to yer sex stores! Rensselaer, NY is complaining about a law passed in nearby E.Greenbush restricting the location of adult businesses because people would, you know, have to drive on their roads to get to the area.  Says Rensselaer Mayor Mark Pratt:

“If people have to drive through the city to get to these [sex] shops, it’s obviously not something we would want to see,”

Complaints during the comment period complained that:

Under this law, locker rooms at health clubs could be eliminated because there is nudity there,” said a man identified only as Phil. “Women would not be able to wear bikinis at pools, because they would be semi-nude.”
The man said the law would also infringe on the arts in the event nude models were used, as well as on the theatre.

The law is “designed to balance First Amendment rights with the rights of other citizens”.  Huh?  Is that like trying to balance people’s First Amendment rights against those who don’t think there should be First Amendment rights.

You can’t make this shit up. In Gastonia, NC adult merchants are prohibited from having “two sexually oriented uses under one roof”.

A pair of adult businesses in Gastonia have been cited by the city for both showing sexually explicit movies and selling explicit videos and DVDs — a combination that violates state and local laws.

God wouldn’t approve! A church group is fighting an already approved adult business in Southington, Connecticut.   While a challenge to the approval of the VIP (Very Intimate Pleasures) store was mysteriously dropped at the last minute, the towns folk will have another opportunity to get out their pitch forks and torches in October:

The next chance for public comment on the VIP approval will be Oct. 6, when the Planning and Zoning Commission will hold a public hearing on a moratorium on adult-oriented businesses.

The above are only a sampling of stories about the legal challenges aimed at adult oriented businesses happening over the last week.  One can only wonder why anyone would want to get into the business knowing the persecution they can expect from intolerant residents who are all for freedom (except when they aren’t).

There will be no sex within 2000 feet of an establishment of [fill in the blank].

Saturday, August 7th, 2010

In another story out of West Virginia, Kanawha county is refusing to permit the opening of an adult store because it violates an ordinance that bans such establishments within 2000 feet of a school or church.

Last I heard, churches weren’t entitled to any special rights or protections from the state and I don’t believe an ordinance that prohibits adult related businesses near churches would stand constitutional challenge, assuming someone had the money to challenge it up through the judicial system.

But, the prohibition around schools is another story.  Protecting children is commonly used as a justification to suppress otherwise completely legal adult oriented commercial activities.  With the media and politicians constantly scaring people about the safety of  their children, society has become paranoid to the point of hysteria.  They mindlessly swallow it up and any official who questions the validity of any law purporting to protect children is essentially committing political suicide.  It would be a bit like question the burning of witches back in the 16th century, so everyone goes along regardless of who gets hurt.

A 2000 foot radius encompasses an area of nearly half a square mile, essentially making most urban areas off limits.  And churches are everywhere even in rural areas.  Also, what makes it ok to locate an adult businesses in rural areas if they aren’t wanted in the cities?  Is it because rural folks aren’t as intolerant as those in the cities?

The war against sex targets everyone.  Nothing escapes the attention of those who see everything sex related as evil.  How long before the American public recognizes that freedom includes sexual activities between adults?

Thanks to reader MacGregory for the link to this story.

World’s oldest known sex toy

Friday, May 14th, 2010

A 28,000 year old dildo found near Ulm, Germany is being studied at the University of Tubingen.

28,000 year old sex toy

28,000 year old sex toy

Oddly enough, the eight inch phallus was apparently also used to light fires, which makes me speculate that they might have had a law against devices “designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs” as is the case in Alabama and seven other states.  Because it serves to light fires, it has a legitimate purpose other than merely pleasure which is often associated with immorality and  sin in many southern states.

But, despite the best efforts of many religious crusaders, sex toys still abound, except today they use batteries.