Archive for the ‘Bad Words’ Category

New Kotex ads about… well, you know.

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

According to the New York Times, Kotex is unleashing a new series of ads that pokes fun at feminine hygiene advertising, including ads for their own products.

The clips mocked in the spot are actually from Kotex commercials, some shown within the last year in the United States or Europe.

In producing the ads, the ad agency, JWT, three networks wouldn’t permit the use of the word vagina.  So, they used the phrase “down there” instead and were only rejected by two networks.

“It’s very funny because the whole spot is about censorship,” Ms. Harris said. “The whole category has been very euphemistic, or paternalistic even, and we’re saying, enough with the euphemisms, and get over it. Tampon is not a dirty word, and neither is vagina.”

The article describes a couple of their new ads.  Here is the second one they describe:

Another spot, which will make its debut next month, opens with a woman strolling confidently toward the camera. “I’m a believably attractive 18- to 24-year-old female,” she says. “You can relate to me because I’m racially ambiguous. Market research shows that girls like you love girls like me.”

The sense of an ad somehow deconstructing itself continues, as she says, “Now I’m going to tell you to buy something. Buy the same tampons I use. Because I’m wearing white pants, and I have good hair, and you wish you could be me.” Screen text near the end of the spot asks, “Why are tampon ads so obnoxious?”

TV ads for a lot of health products are breaking down barriers to what has been for decades considered inappropriate for TV.   Instead of speaking plainly, they dance around the terminology.

“Fem-care advertising is so sterilized and so removed from what a period is,” said Elissa Stein, co-author (with Susan Kim) of the book “Flow: The Cultural Story of Menstruation.” “You never see a bathroom, you never see a woman using a product. They never show someone having cramps or her face breaking out or tearful — it’s always happy, playful, sporty women.”

They are actually making a social issue of it:

Visitors to the Web site, UbyKotex.com, designed by the New York office of Organic, part of the Omnicom Group, are urged to sign a “Declaration of Real Talk,” vowing to defy societal pressures that discourage women from speaking out about their bodies and health.

For every signer, Kotex will donate $1 to Girls for a Change, a national nonprofit based in San Jose, Calif., that pairs urban middle school and high school girls with professional women to encourage social change.

I can’t believe I’m actually looking forward to seeing a tampon ad.

Is giving someone the finger obscene?

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

I’ve been seeing a lot of this discussion in the news lately, mostly in regard to a guy who is suing the cops in Portland for harassing him for flipping them off.

But other people like to use the middle finger, too.

Kaminer on the slippery slope of censorship

Friday, March 5th, 2010

In The Atlantic, Wendy Kaminer tackles the topic of legislating sensitivity toward the feelings of others.

Beginning with the uproar over the use of the word “retarded”, recently raised to the level of national importance because of a comment by White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, Kaminer proceeds to examine a number of manifestations of the muzzling of expression to save people from being offended.

The intensifying drive to expunge the “r-word” from our vocabulary reflects the lamentably common belief that offensive words (to be referenced only by their initials) are more powerfulthan the people they target.

Nice to see someone other than myself irritated by the juvenile practice of referring to offensive words only by their initials as if the power of the word lies totally in the arrangement of the letters independent of any context.  The idea that an adult shouldn’t actually express the word he is discussing would be funny if it were meant as a joke.  But as a serious matter, it’s irrational and… retarded.

Kaminer also takes aim at the anti-porn feminist movement (and its two most virulent advocates), cartoon porn, recent actions in France and Italy, and mounting hysteria over cyber-bullying as examples of the western world’s increasing spinelessness when it comes to defending the single most important pillar of western civilization: the right to think and say what you wish.

…language considered offensive or demeaning is already routinely prohibited on some college campuses, and I might be shocked but not at all surprised by the enactment of local, state or federal legislation aimed at prohibiting intimidating or emotionally distressing speech…

When it comes to freedom of expression, there are few advocates more convincing and consistent than Ms Kaminer.  Treat yourself to a logical argument against the dismantling of free speech protections.   Read the editorial.

California takes on the scourge of cussing

Friday, February 26th, 2010

From the LA Times:

The state Assembly passed a resolution Thursday that would establish the first week of March as “Cuss Free Week” throughout the state. If approved by the Senate next week, the measure would take effect immediately.

They have time to do stuff like this because the California legislature runs so smoothly and efficiently that it just doesn’t have any more serious issues to occupy them.

Man fired for saying a bad word

Friday, February 19th, 2010

But, we can’t tell you what the word is because then we’d be just like the guy who was fired.

That’s basically how this story comes across.   A Style Weekly reporter sent an email that referred to someone in a disparaging way, but the message went to the wrong person, which ultimately led to the sender being fired.

So, while the Richmond Times-Dispatch thought the story significant enough to be worth reporting, the single most important detail was left out so as not to offend someone.  Instead we see this: [expletive]

For all the complaining the mainstream media do about amateur journalism on the internet, at least many of those “amateurs” understand one thing better than the mainstream media ever will.  People deserve to hear news that hasn’t been filtered by a bunch of busy-bodies whose main priority is not about reporting, but not offending.

OMG! Someone said “shit” during the Olympics.

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Uh-oh.  In a tragic show of carelessness, Bud Keene, coach for Olympic snow-boarder,  Shaun White, negligently let loose a naughty word on live national television, utterly devastating the nation’s youth.  That word was “shit”.  While I can say it on the internet (at least for now), the FCC has banned the word from broadcast television under it’s power to rewrite and redefine the U.S. Constitution granted by the newly passed NOSHIT Act.

Apparently, after Shaun won his second Gold, there was some discussion between Shaun and his coach about what he would do on his victory lap.  According to Business Insider, the devastating event unfolded as follow:

“What do you want to do,” said Shaun’s coach.

“I don’t know, man,” said a giddy Shaun.  “Ride down the middle?”

“No, man,” said his coach.  “Relax.  Have some fun.”

“Drop a double-mick at the end?” said Shaun, referring to a McTwist 1260, a move that Shaun had developed in secret over the past few years and had held off on doing in his gold-medal winning first run.

“Yeah, drop a double mick,” said Shaun’s coach.  “You send that thing.  And make sure you stomp the shit out of it.”

Fist bumps all around.

Then, before Shaun shoved off, after a few seconds of stunned silence, came the apology from NBC, which will probably have to spend the next six months testifying in front of Congress and paying obscenity fines.

One can only be thankful that our ever vigilant government is protecting us from precisely these wanton acts of terror, thoughtlessly unleashed by uncaring adults who would gladly ride rough shod over tiny innocent children (and puppies!) in their greedy quest for Olympic victory.  It’s a sad to know that this single defining event will,  for the rest of human history, completely overshadow all other accomplishments during this year’s winter Olympics.  In a moment of mindless jubilation, Bud Keene has become the new Antichrist.  We can only be thankful there was no nudity involved.